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07 February 2008 @ 09:52 am
FIC: Sly (River/Jayne) PG-13  


Author: QueenTalya

Disclaimer: They’re not mine no matter how many times I’ve asked Santa for a Jayne

Summary: River is in a quandary

Rating: PG-13

Spoilers: None

Warnings: Mention of slash pairings

Characters: River/Jayne

Notes: Just a short drabble that would not leave me alone until I wrote it. This is my first completed fic, so please be gentle with me. (Jayne can be as rough as he likes).



River was sly.


There was no doubt about it; she had always liked girls, hell as long as she could remember she’d been attracted to women. She’d even had a few relationships at the Academy, in between the cutting on her brain and torturing. Which was why this current situation was so perplexing. Why was she imagining Jayne late at night when she was working out a little tension? It made absolutely no sense at all.


But then again, Jayne was a girl’s name.

Current Mood: sleepysleepy
Neisystheneis on February 7th, 2008 10:27 am (UTC)
Yeah, but he's got man parts aplenty.
Cryskingzgurl on February 7th, 2008 10:28 am (UTC)
Hehe, that was fantastic.
The last line alone was fantastic =)
cmk418: River Serenitycmk418 on February 7th, 2008 02:57 pm (UTC)
Loved the last line! Maybe you could do a sequel where River invites herself along one of Jayne's whoring excursions.
Samantha: 300: Man's Movie?sasusc on February 7th, 2008 09:15 pm (UTC)
lol, this was great.
matchlightfirematchlightfire on February 7th, 2008 09:29 pm (UTC)
HEEheeheehee...a girl's name indeed;)
Green Owl: jaynegreenowl on February 8th, 2008 07:34 am (UTC)
Delicious. Well done!

Will there be more? How about a visit to a lesbian bar, River bringing Jayne along, his eyes bugging out of his head...

Green Owl
queen_talyaqueen_talya on February 8th, 2008 08:41 am (UTC)
I hadn't thought about doing anymore, but now that you mentioned it maybe I will. I do like the idea of Jayne's reaction to River getting it on with another girl. :)
Green Owl: jaynegreenowl on February 8th, 2008 11:30 pm (UTC)
Going to have to strap a bib 'round that boy's neck...hee!

Luv me some pervert!Jayne

Green Owl
Bugchicklvbugchicklv on February 25th, 2008 02:32 am (UTC)
Oh I love it to DEATH. Awesome work.

(I've tagged the piece for you, but if you don't think the genre fits let me know which of them does so that I can fix it.)